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I’mma be that douche…. There is actually a difference between three for the price of two and buy two get the third free. The first means if you get just one of those three the cost is cheaper. (like 3 cans of soup for $3 would turn into $1 if you got just 1 or $2 if you just got 2) The last is you straight up get the 3rd item for free. I have had customers decline the free Item because they either didn’t need it or they thought it would be cheaper (it isn’t. you just passed up a freebie.). Some stores don’t do this the same way So I guess in some stores this is true, but all the stores I’ve been in/with do as I’ve just explained.

My douchery is over, please resume your regularly scheduled tumbling.

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Mum: Why is your room always so messy?

Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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YES.

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My luck, i’d be barefoot at the time. Wouldn’t even have a shoe to deal with it. >.<

vodkaplz:

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jiveammunition:

For those that missed the chance to get some free “toys” of their own the last time around - or even just for those who like free stuff - your chance has come again.

Pun intended.

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… and since i’m on a roll and i’m sure my dash ppl are frustrated…. here’s something interesting. 

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*bookmarks link for after she moves*

ouo

akanedee:

This was fun to do.

Alfred, your spelling mistake.

thelittlewarblette:

toturnonthelights:

from left to right; 

I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.

My friend’s parents sent her away.

I found death threats in my locker.

I submitted to electroshock therapy.

I lost half my friends after coming out.

My grandmother sends me hate mail.

My school won’t let me take my date to prom.

I am not here anymore.

My dad tried to beat it out of me. 

No one is proud of me.

This showed up on my blog again. Forever reblog.

The “I am not here anymore.” broke my heart.

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Alright, the rules.

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